Aslam bhai mere aslam bhai
Aslam bhai aslam bhai aslam bhai
Dubai ka chashma cheen
Ki chaddi aur irani chai
Aslam bhai mere aslam bhai
Aslam bhai aslam bhai aslam bhai
Kacha pakka teen sau
Bees udhar ki bidi haay

Tera chehra kayamat hai
Are bollywood ki shaamat hai
Tera chehra kayamat hai
Are bollywood ki shaamat hai
Na tu nanga na tu hakla
Na tu aslam bhai
Haath mein bas paanch ungli
Hero ban ja aslam bhai
Madhuri pachtaaye
Aishwarya karegi haaye
Aslam bhai aslam bhai aslam bhai
Aslam bhai aslam bhai aslam bhai
Dubai ka chashma cheen
Ki chaddi aur irani chai

Aankh mein teri magic hai
Chehra kitna tragic hai
Aankh mein teri magic hai
Chehra kitna tragic hai
House full ke board par
Tu muskurana aslam bhai
Mafia se panga lena na
Kabhi na aslam bhai
Aap ke bin suni hogi
Filmi duniya haay
Aslam bhai mere aslam bhai
Aslam bhai aslam bhai aslam bhai
Dubai ka chashma cheen ki
Chaddi aur irani chai.