• Gini 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Jony is having an affair with his secretary.
    Kanta: I don’t believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

  • Once Professor Jony asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
    Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.

  • Gini: Why is the Police nicknamed “The heart of the country”?
    Jony: It beats, beats, beats….

  • Jony: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion’s cage.
    Gini: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
    Jony: I didn’t say he got out.

  • Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
    Jony: Life imprisonment!

  • Jony was drawing money from ATM. Gini, who was just behind him in the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****. Jony: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

  • Jony walks into a library & says, “Can I have a burger and coke?” Librarian, “I’m sorry, this is a library.” Jony whispers, “Can I have a burger & fries?”

  • Q: Why did Jony take his pregnant wife Gini to Pizza Hut? A: Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’

  • Jony (reading from book of facts): “Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?” Gini: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash?”