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    Wife complaining to husband – Even after so many years of marriage, you have not learnt to share everything with me just like I share everything with you…!!!

    Husband – What’s wrong with you now?

    Wife – You are a selfish man…

    Husband – Can you please tell me what the hell did I not share with you ?

    Wife – That folder on your laptop..
    Its called ‘My Documents’….
    Why couldn’t you name it as ‘Our Documents’…?
    I hate you…

    Husband is still trying to contact Bill Gates for name change request…

    ????