• Folder name “Our Documents”

    Wife complaining to husband – Even after so many years of marriage, you have not learnt to share everything with me just like I share everything with you…!!!

    Husband – What’s wrong with you now?

    Wife – You are a selfish man…

    Husband – Can you please tell me what the hell did I not share with you ?

    Wife – That folder on your laptop..
    Its called ‘My Documents’….
    Why couldn’t you name it as ‘Our Documents’…?
    I hate you…

    Husband is still trying to contact Bill Gates for name change request…

    ????

  • Kamine Friends

    Main Ghar Late
    Aya To Papa Ne Poocha:
    Kaha Thaa Kamine??

    I Said:
    Friend K Ghar Par Tha?

    To Papa Ne Mere Hi Samne Mere 10 friends Ko Call Ki?

    4 Ne Kaha:
    G Uncle Yahin Par Tha?

    3 Ne Kaha:
    Abi Abi Nikla Hai?

    2 Ne Kaha:
    Yahan Par Hi Hai Uncle, Padh Rahe Hai, Phone Doon Kya…??

    1 Kaminy Ne To Had Hi Kr Di,,
    Wo Meri Awaz Mein Bola:???
    ”G Papa Bolo Kya Hua…?
    Ye Sun Kar To Papa Bhi Hans Pade.??
    Aur Bole…Kameene Aaj Pata Chala Ke
    “Dost Zindagi Mein Nahin Milte  Balki Zindagi Dosto Main Milti  h,,???